Tasks that will distract you from completing a 5 page paper due in 24 hours

• Have a cold that includes a sinus pressure headache
• Decide to do homework for another class that isn't due for 5 days
• Watch the Movie Waitress with the Commentary option on, on the laptop
• Look up the Wikipedia page for the writer and director of Waitress, who was murdered before it was released
• Have the 6 hour documentary of Monty Python: Almost the Truth on mute on the TV
• Deliberately try to run the battery down on iPhone by running the iPod on it
• Check to see what song is playing on iPhone over and over
• Help the husband make a list for Costco
• Check out Twitter
• Take naps induced by Non-Drowsy Sudafed